Most of the people in the world are good and decent if you give them a chance to be.
All men are not created equal but should be treated as though they were under the law.
Don't you hate it when...your suitcase is the last one off the airplane?
You're almost always better off keeping your mouth shut, but don't let that stop you from popping off.
It isn't working that's so hard, it's getting ready to work.
I've learned... That you should never say no to a gift from a child.