Most college students are not as smart as most college presidents.

By the time they're ready to be thrown away, most shoes are thoroughly comfortable

Computers may save time but they sure waste a lot of paper. About 98 percent of everything printed out by a computer is garbage that no one ever reads.

If you don't enjoy getting up and working and finishing your work and sitting down to a meal with family or friends, then the chances are you're not going to be happy. If someone bases his happiness or unhappiness on major events like a great new job, huge amounts of money, a flawlessly happy marriage or a trip to Paris, that person isn't going to be happy much of the time. If, on the other hand, happiness depends on a good breakfast, flowers in the yard, a drink or a nap, then we are more likely to live with quite a bit of happiness.

Don't take a butcher's advice on how to cook meat. If he knew, he'd be a chef.

It is possible to be dumb and be a college president.

I've learned... That money doesn't buy class.