Most college students are not as smart as most college presidents.

I'd like to be rich enough so I could throw soap away after the letters are worn off

It's paradoxical, that the idea of living a long life appeals to everyone, but the idea of getting old doesn't appeal to anyone.

I hate to say it, but I had a great time in World War II.

In a conversation, keep in mind that you're more interested in what you have to say than anyone else is.

I had one typewriter for 50 years, but I have bought seven computers in six years. I suppose that's why Bill Gates is rich, and Underwood is out of business.

New ideas are one of the most overrated concepts of our time. Most of the important ideas that we live with aren't new at all.