Some people who hated Americans set out to kill a lot of us and they succeeded [on 9/11]....We're trying to protect ourselves with more weapons. We have to do it, I guess, but it might be better if we figured out how to behave as a nation in a way that wouldn't make so many people in the world want to kill us.

When there are starving people in the world, it seems wrong that so many of us Americans eat as much for entertainment as for nourishment.

Most college students are not as smart as most college presidents.

We aren't consistent in our treatment of animals.

I've learned... That money doesn't buy class.

A woman over 30 will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask, "What are you thinking?". She doesn't care what you think.

I don't know anything offhand that mystifies Americans more than the cotton they put in pill bottles. Why do they do it? Are you supposed to put the cotton back in once you've taken a pill out?