I've learned... That I wish I could have told my Mom that I love her one more time before she passed away.

I've learned .... That opportunities are never lost; someone will take the ones you miss.

Where some people may see loving grandparents, I see a pair of feckless boobs who can't drive, take way too long to shop, and don't even have the most basic grasps on the new technology. As a staunch supporter of the principles of Darwinism, I think that advances in modern medicine are starting to overrule the survival of the fittest, and it's to our [youngers'] detriment.

Everyone hates war, everyone says.

I've learned... That the easiest way for me to grow as a person is to surround myself with people smarter than I am.

Walking is good for the soul.

The dullest Olympic sport is curling, whatever 'curling' means.