The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.
A cat's idea of a 'good time' is to kill something.
I've learned... That when you're in love, it shows.
Flying is always an unpleasant experience. You wait an hour for every ten minutes you actually spend getting anywhere.
Everyone hates war, everyone says.
Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done.