Walking is good for the soul.

We all ought to understand we're on our own. Believing in Santa Claus doesn't do kids any harm for a few years but it isn't smart for them to continue waiting all their lives for him to come down the chimney with something wonderful. Santa Claus and God are cousins.

Those of us who don't have a party affiliation ought to be able to register under the heading "Confused.

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.

Most of us aren't that interested in getting rich- we just don't want to get poor.

Uh, yeah, this is the VD clinic calling. Speaking of being positive, your test is back. Stop sharing the love.

Civilization means conforming to a standard of behavior that may not seem natural to us.