There is obviously a great human need for religion because life seems to be such a mystery.
Andy RooneyTaxes are important. President Bush's tax proposals leave no rich person behind. Voters approve of President Bush helping the kind of people they wish they were one of.
Andy RooneyIt's not so much that I write well, I just don't write badly very often and that passes for good on television.
Andy RooneyNo matter what any of the grammar teachers say, punctuation is an arbitrary matter. It should be used to make sentences clear.
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