Let's make a statement to the airlines just to get their attention. We'll pick a week next year and we'll all agree not to go anywhere for seven days.

There are sixteen cans of coffee here; together they hold a total of thirteen and a half pounds of coffee. Doesn't that seem like cheating?

I've learned... That having a child fall asleep in your arms is one of the most peaceful feelings in the world.

the best classroom in the world is at the feet of an elderly person.

I obviously have a knack for getting on paper what a lot of people have thought and didn't realize they thought. And they say, 'Hey, yeah!' And they like that.

The fastest thing computers do is go obsolete.

It's best to give advice in only two circumstances; when it's requested, and when it's a life threatening situation.