I've learned... That having a child fall asleep in your arms is one of the most peaceful feelings in the world.

Last night we had three small zucchini for dinner that were grown within fifty feet of our back door. I estimate they cost somewhere in the neighborhood of $371.49 each.

I've learned... That the less time I have to work with, the more things I get done.

I don't pick subjects as much as they pick me.

It is possible to be dumb and be a college president.

I'm already suspicious of anyone who thinks he or she is smart enough to be president. You'd have to have some ego to believe that about yourself.

The only thing that really bugs me about television's coverage is those damn women they have down on the sidelines who don't know what the hell they're talking about. I mean, I'm not a sexist person, but a woman has no business being down there trying to make some comment about a football game.