It's best to give advice in only two circumstances; when it's requested, and when it's a life threatening situation.

I'd like to take some calculus, too. I have absolutely no ability in that direction and not much interest, either, but there's something going on in mathematics that I don't understand, and I'd like to find out what it is.

One of the most glorious messes in the world is the mess created in the living room on Christmas day. Don't clean it up too quickly." ~ (1919-), American writer, producer, humorist.

Don't take a butcher's advice on how to cook meat. If he knew, he'd be a chef.

I've learned... that we should be glad God doesn't give us everything we ask for.

Did you ever notice that people who are good with a computer don't use it for much of anything except being good with a computer? They know all about information technology, but they don't have much interest in the information. I'm the opposite.

It's not so much that I write well, I just don't write badly very often and that passes for good on television.