It's best to give advice in only two circumstances; when it's requested, and when it's a life threatening situation.

I had one typewriter for 50 years, but I have bought seven computers in six years. I suppose that's why Bill Gates is rich, and Underwood is out of business.

I've learned... That the less time I have to work with, the more things I get done.

Most of us end up with no more than five or six people who remember us. Teachers have thousands of people who remember them for the rest of their lives.

All economists should be locked up until they admit that they don't know what they're talking about.

I'm always on the lookout for something good about people. Often months go by.

Sooner or later the world will have to return to the good old days when we fought wars and killed people the old-fashioned way, one at a time.