It's best to give advice in only two circumstances; when it's requested, and when it's a life threatening situation.

One of the most glorious messes in the world is the mess created in the living room on Christmas day. Don't clean it up too quickly." ~ (1919-), American writer, producer, humorist.

I like animals who trust people.

As an old reporter, we have a few secrets, and the first thing is we try the phone book.

Creativity is a by-product of hard work. If I never have another really new idea, it won't matter.

Great teachers are usually a little crazy.

Milk without fat is like nonalcoholic Scotch.