The fastest thing computers do is go obsolete.

You're almost always better off keeping your mouth shut, but don't let that stop you from popping off.

Every one starts out being an atheist.

I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some governmental stooge with a bad comb-over who wants to give it away to crack addicts for squirting out babies.

I've learned .... That when you harbor bitterness, happiness will dock elsewhere.

I think Dan [Rather] is transparently liberal. Now he may not like to hear me say that. I always agree with him, too. But I think he should be more careful.

Obscenities... I think a lot of dumb people do it because they can't think of what they want to say and they're frustrated. A lot of smart people do it to pretend they aren't very smart - want to be just one of the boys.