The fastest thing computers do is go obsolete.

I had one typewriter for 50 years, but I have bought seven computers in six years. I suppose that's why Bill Gates is rich, and Underwood is out of business.

Most of us aren't that interested in getting rich- we just don't want to get poor.

I've learned... That you should never say no to a gift from a child.

I've learned .... That opportunities are never lost; someone will take the ones you miss.

Taxes are important. President Bush's tax proposals leave no rich person behind. Voters approve of President Bush helping the kind of people they wish they were one of.

I've learned... That one should keep his words both soft and tender, because tomorrow he may have to eat them.