The fastest thing computers do is go obsolete.

Vegetarian: Indian word for lousy hunter.

I've learned that under everyone's hard shell is someone who wants to be appreciated and loved.

It's paradoxical, that the idea of living a long life appeals to everyone, but the idea of getting old doesn't appeal to anyone.

For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed hot woman of 40 +, there is a balding, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year-old waitress.

When there are starving people in the world, it seems wrong that so many of us Americans eat as much for entertainment as for nourishment.

Anyone should be very suspicious of a sentence he's written that can't be read aloud easily.