The two biggest sellers in any bookstore are the cookbooks and the diet books. The cookbooks tell you how to prepare the food, and the diet books tell you how not to eat any of it!

I've learned... That to ignore the facts does not change the facts.

My mother always called me 'sturdy' and said I have big bones. A little fat is what I am.

Computers may save time but they sure waste a lot of paper. About 98 percent of everything printed out by a computer is garbage that no one ever reads.

I can't choose how i feel. But i can choose what I do about it.

Believing is such a comfort that it's hard to give up a belief just because it isn't true.

... all of us talk faster than we listen.