Dogs are nicer than people.

I've learned... That one should keep his words both soft and tender, because tomorrow he may have to eat them.

I've learned... That I can always pray for someone when I don't have the strength to help him in some other way.

Believing is such a comfort that it's hard to give up a belief just because it isn't true.

I'm in a position of feeling secure enough so that I can say what I think is right and if so many people think it's wrong that I get fired, well, I've got enough to eat.

Obscenities... I think a lot of dumb people do it because they can't think of what they want to say and they're frustrated. A lot of smart people do it to pretend they aren't very smart - want to be just one of the boys.

A woman over 30 will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask, "What are you thinking?". She doesn't care what you think.