I hope all of you are going to fill out your census form when it comes in the mail next month. If you don't return the form the area you live in might get less government money and you wouldn't want that to happen, would you.

Most of us aren't that interested in getting rich- we just don't want to get poor.

As an old reporter, we have a few secrets, and the first thing is we try the phone book.

Anyone who watches golf on television would enjoy watching the grass grow on the greens.

One of the things we can be sure of over the July 4th weekend is that news reports will keep telling us how many of us are going to die in automobile accidents.

Sooner or later the world will have to return to the good old days when we fought wars and killed people the old-fashioned way, one at a time.

The only thing that really bugs me about television's coverage is those damn women they have down on the sidelines who don't know what the hell they're talking about. I mean, I'm not a sexist person, but a woman has no business being down there trying to make some comment about a football game.