If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it.
Women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!
I'm always on the lookout for something good about people. Often months go by.
You're better off missing a bus or an airplane once in a while than you are getting there too early all the time.
There are more beauty parlors than there are beauties.
My advice is not to wait to be struck by an idea. If you're a writer, you sit down and damn well decide to have an idea. That's the way to get an idea.