There's nothing people like better than being asked an easy question. For some reason, we're flattered when a stranger asks us where Maple Street is in our hometown and we can tell him.

It's ridiculous for a country to get all worked up about a game—except the Super Bowl, of course. Now that's important.

A writer's job is to tell the truth.

I hate to say it, but I had a great time in World War II.

Small daily happenings make life spectacular.... start enjoying the small things in life!

Half the cookbooks tell you how to cook the food and the other half tell you how to avoid eating it.

It's best to give advice in only two circumstances; when it's requested, and when it's a life threatening situation.