There's nothing people like better than being asked an easy question. For some reason, we're flattered when a stranger asks us where Maple Street is in our hometown and we can tell him.

Do I have opinions that might piss people off? Yes - that's what I'm here for.

I obviously have a knack for getting on paper what a lot of people have thought and didn't realize they thought. And they say, 'Hey, yeah!' And they like that.

My mother always called me 'sturdy' and said I have big bones. A little fat is what I am.

Phyllis Schlafly speaks for all American women who oppose equal rights for themselves.

Most of us end up with no more than five or six people who remember us. Teachers have thousands of people who remember them for the rest of their lives.

I'd like to be rich enough so I could throw soap away after the letters are worn off