We should change our attitude toward the United Nations. There has to be some power in the world superior to our own. We should not have attacked Iraq without the okay of the United Nations. Now we have to live with that mistake. We're living with it, and too many of our guys are dying with it.

Civilization means conforming to a standard of behavior that may not seem natural to us.

Never trust the food in a restaurant on top of the tallest building in town that spends a lot of time folding napkins.

I've done a lot of complaining here, but of all the things I've complained about, I can't complain about my life.

We're all proud of making little mistakes. It gives us the feeling we don't make any big ones.

We all ought to understand we're on our own. Believing in Santa Claus doesn't do kids any harm for a few years but it isn't smart for them to continue waiting all their lives for him to come down the chimney with something wonderful. Santa Claus and God are cousins.

I didn't get old on purpose, it just happened. If you're lucky, it could happen to you.