I didn't get old on purpose, it just happened. If you're lucky, it could happen to you.

Looking and not finding is certainly one of the most frustrating ways to spend time.

If dogs could talk it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one.

The federal government has sponsored research that has produced a tomato that is perfect in every respect, except that you can't eat it. We should make every effort to make sure this disease, often referred to as 'progress', doesn't spread.

Most of us aren't that interested in getting rich- we just don't want to get poor.

Civilization means conforming to a standard of behavior that may not seem natural to us.

The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books - how not to eat what you've just learned how to cook.