I didn't get old on purpose, it just happened. If you're lucky, it could happen to you.

I've learned... That one should keep his words both soft and tender, because tomorrow he may have to eat them.

We're all proud of making little mistakes. It gives us the feeling we don't make any big ones.

There's nothing people like better than being asked an easy question. For some reason, we're flattered when a stranger asks us where Maple Street is in our hometown and we can tell him.

The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books - how not to eat what you've just learned how to cook.

Dogs are nicer than people.

Creativity is a by-product of hard work. If I never have another really new idea, it won't matter.