It is possible to be dumb and be a college president.

One of the most glorious messes in the world is the mess created in the living room on Christmas day. Don't clean it up too quickly." ~ (1919-), American writer, producer, humorist.

I've learned .... That opportunities are never lost; someone will take the ones you miss.

No one ever writes a book in which he is the bad guy.

There is obviously a great human need for religion because life seems to be such a mystery.

As an old reporter, we have a few secrets, and the first thing is we try the phone book.

I've learned... That love, not time, heals all wounds.