We're all proud of making little mistakes. It gives us the feeling we don't make any big ones.

I've done a lot of complaining here, but of all the things I've complained about, I can't complain about my life.

I'd like to take some calculus, too. I have absolutely no ability in that direction and not much interest, either, but there's something going on in mathematics that I don't understand, and I'd like to find out what it is.

Sooner or later the world will have to return to the good old days when we fought wars and killed people the old-fashioned way, one at a time.

Obscenities... I think a lot of dumb people do it because they can't think of what they want to say and they're frustrated. A lot of smart people do it to pretend they aren't very smart - want to be just one of the boys.

The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books - how not to eat what you've just learned how to cook.

Happiness depends more on how life strikes you than on what happens.