I've learned... That sometimes all a person needs is a hand to hold and a heart to understand.

It is possible to be dumb and be a college president.

Writers don't often say anything that readers don't already know, unless its a news story. A writer's greatest pleasure is revealing to people things they knew but did not know they knew. Or did not realize everyone else knew, too. This produces a warm sense of fellow feeling and is the best a writer can do.

Anyone who watches golf on television would enjoy watching the grass grow on the greens.

Most of us believe everyone has a right to his own opinion - as long as it agrees with ours.

If I'd known how many problems I was going to run into before I finished, I can't remember a single project I would have started.

Would a real man get caught eating a twinkie?