I've learned... That sometimes all a person needs is a hand to hold and a heart to understand.

Soap, like people, shouldn't smell like anything.

I just wish we knew a little less about his urethra and a little more about his arms sales to Iran.

I've learned... That I can always pray for someone when I don't have the strength to help him in some other way.

Civilization means conforming to a standard of behavior that may not seem natural to us.

It would be a better world if everyone in it knew all the truth about everything.

I don't think the government is out to get me or help someone else get me but it wouldn't surprise me if they were out to sell me something or help someone else sell me something. I mean, why else would the Census Bureau want to know my telephone number?