People like to say, "You're only as old as you feel," but it isn't true. It's just something old people say to make themselves feel good about their age. You're as old as you are.

For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed hot woman of 40 +, there is a balding, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year-old waitress.

If you do see me in a restaurant, please, just let me eat my dinner.

People like to say, "You're only as old as you feel," but it isn't true. It's just something old people say to make themselves feel good about their age. You're as old as you are.

New ideas are one of the most overrated concepts of our time. Most of the important ideas that we live with aren't new at all.

All economists should be locked up until they admit that they don't know what they're talking about.

I've learned... That money doesn't buy class.