People like to say, "You're only as old as you feel," but it isn't true. It's just something old people say to make themselves feel good about their age. You're as old as you are.

I've learned... That love, not time, heals all wounds.

I've learned... That to ignore the facts does not change the facts.

When there are starving people in the world, it seems wrong that so many of us Americans eat as much for entertainment as for nourishment.

Uh, yeah, this is the VD clinic calling. Speaking of being positive, your test is back. Stop sharing the love.

Elephants and grandchildren never forget.

People like to say, "You're only as old as you feel," but it isn't true. It's just something old people say to make themselves feel good about their age. You're as old as you are.