When there are starving people in the world, it seems wrong that so many of us Americans eat as much for entertainment as for nourishment.

Women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!

I've learned .... That opportunities are never lost; someone will take the ones you miss.

One of the sweetest things in life: a letter from a friend.

I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some governmental stooge with a bad comb-over who wants to give it away to crack addicts for squirting out babies.

One day about 10 years ago the door to my office opened and who walked in but Bill Gates.... Seemed like a nice guy and has done more with his money than most billionaires. But that's as far as I want to go being kind to Bill Gates.

Everyone hates war, everyone says.