When there are starving people in the world, it seems wrong that so many of us Americans eat as much for entertainment as for nourishment.

My own time is passing fast enough without some national game to help it along.

Nothing in fine print is ever good news.

I've learned... That the easiest way for me to grow as a person is to surround myself with people smarter than I am.

I'm in a position of feeling secure enough so that I can say what I think is right and if so many people think it's wrong that I get fired, well, I've got enough to eat.

Anyone should be very suspicious of a sentence he's written that can't be read aloud easily.

For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed hot woman of 40 +, there is a balding, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year-old waitress.