Sooner or later the world will have to return to the good old days when we fought wars and killed people the old-fashioned way, one at a time.

There is obviously a great human need for religion because life seems to be such a mystery.

We need people who can actually do things. We have too many bosses and too few workers.

I've learned... That having a child fall asleep in your arms is one of the most peaceful feelings in the world.

I just wish we knew a little less about his urethra and a little more about his arms sales to Iran.

My most serious character flaw is that I don't deny myself much.

One of the things we can be sure of over the July 4th weekend is that news reports will keep telling us how many of us are going to die in automobile accidents.