I've learned... That the less time I have to work with, the more things I get done.

One of the sweetest things in life: a letter from a friend.

The closing of a door can bring blessed privacy and comfort - the opening, terror. Conversely, the closing of a door can be a sad and final thing - the opening a wonderfully joyous moment.

Soap, like people, shouldn't smell like anything.

Familiar things are a comfort to us all.

Men wake up aroused in the morning. We can't help it. We just wake up and we want you. And the women are thinking, "How can he want me the way I look in the morning?" It's because we can't see you. We have no blood anywhere near our optic nerve.

Everyone hates war, everyone says.