I've learned... That the less time I have to work with, the more things I get done.

Anyone who watches golf on television would enjoy watching the grass grow on the greens.

The teacher who knows the most about a subject isn't necessarily the one who can teach it best.

The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books - how not to eat what you've just learned how to cook.

I think Dan [Rather] is transparently liberal. Now he may not like to hear me say that. I always agree with him, too. But I think he should be more careful.

Unfortunately, propaganda works.

I like ice hockey, but it's a frustrating game to watch. It's hard to keep your eyes on both the puck and the players and too much time passes between scoring in hockey. There are usually more fights than there are points.