Milk without fat is like nonalcoholic Scotch.
Nothing in fine print is ever good news.
A woman over 30 will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask, "What are you thinking?". She doesn't care what you think.
I've learned .... That when you harbor bitterness, happiness will dock elsewhere.
Most of us believe everyone has a right to his own opinion - as long as it agrees with ours.
The great virtue of being alone is that your mind can go its own way.