In spite of some bad experiences, I'm a firm believer in the trial and error method of learning.

It is possible to be dumb and be a college president.

Happiness depends more on how life strikes you than on what happens.

The teacher who knows the most about a subject isn't necessarily the one who can teach it best.

Uh, yeah, this is the VD clinic calling. Speaking of being positive, your test is back. Stop sharing the love.

The third rule of life is this: Everything you buy today is smaller, more expensive, and not as good as it was yesterday.

Did you ever hear one of those corny, positive messages on someone's answering machine? 'Hi, it's a great day and I'm out enjoying it right now. I hope you are too. The thought for the day is share the love.' Beep. 'Uh, yeah, this is the VD clinic. Speaking of being positive, your test is back. Stop sharing the love.'