If you put on an item of clothing that hurts just because you have an idea it looks better or conforms to what other people are wearing, it's dumb.

I don't like food that's too carefully arranged; it makes me think that the chef is spending too much time arranging and not enough time cooking. If I wanted a picture I'd buy a painting.

I've learned... that we should be glad God doesn't give us everything we ask for.

I just wish we knew a little less about his urethra and a little more about his arms sales to Iran.

No one likes the house next door to look worse or a lot better than his own.

Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done.

Writers don't retire. I will always be a writer.