If you put on an item of clothing that hurts just because you have an idea it looks better or conforms to what other people are wearing, it's dumb.

Numbers tend to give the impression that there's more order in the world than there is.

I've learned... that everyone you meet deserves to be greeted with a smile.

The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.

I've learned... That love, not time, heals all wounds.

The dullest Olympic sport is curling, whatever 'curling' means.

Computers may save time but they sure waste a lot of paper. About 98 percent of everything printed out by a computer is garbage that no one ever reads.