If you put on an item of clothing that hurts just because you have an idea it looks better or conforms to what other people are wearing, it's dumb.

Uh, yeah, this is the VD clinic calling. Speaking of being positive, your test is back. Stop sharing the love.

I hope all of you are going to fill out your census form when it comes in the mail next month. If you don't return the form the area you live in might get less government money and you wouldn't want that to happen, would you.

Being kind is more important than being right.

I've learned... that everyone you meet deserves to be greeted with a smile.

No matter what any of the grammar teachers say, punctuation is an arbitrary matter. It should be used to make sentences clear.

We're all torn between the desire for privacy and the fear of loneliness.