Don't keep saying, "I don't know where the time goes." It goes the same place it's always gone and no one has ever known where that is.

Great teachers are usually a little crazy.

I understand shipping - you have to expect to pay for the stamps or for the freight company - but what's this handling they always have? How much does handling cost, anyway? I don't want a lot of people handling something I'm going to buy before I get it. How much would it cost if you didn't handle it before you sent it to me?

Let's make a statement to the airlines just to get their attention. We'll pick a week next year and we'll all agree not to go anywhere for seven days.

It would be a better world if everyone in it knew all the truth about everything.

I've learned... That to ignore the facts does not change the facts.

You can't be a good writer without being a good thinker.