We can all be prouder to be human beings, because that's what they were. They make up for a lot of liars, cheats, and terrorists among us.

We need people who can actually do things. We have too many bosses and too few workers. More college graduates ought to become plumbers or electricians, then go home at night and read Shakespeare.

Everyone wants to live on top of the mountain, but all the happiness and growth occurs while you're climbing it.

I don't differentiate much, except in degree, between people who believe in religion from those who believe in astrology, magic or the supernatural.

I've learned that life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.

One of my major shortcomings - I'm vindictive. I don't know why that is. Even in petty things in my life I tend to strike back. It's a lot more pleasurable a sensation than feeling threatened.

Those of us who don't have a party affiliation ought to be able to register under the heading "Confused.