Half the cookbooks tell you how to cook the food and the other half tell you how to avoid eating it.
Andy RooneyThose of us who don't have a party affiliation ought to be able to register under the heading "Confused.
Andy RooneyIt's paradoxical, that the idea of living a long life appeals to everyone, but the idea of getting old doesn't appeal to anyone.
Andy RooneyI obviously have a knack for getting on paper what a lot of people have thought and didn't realize they thought. And they say, 'Hey, yeah!' And they like that.
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