Obscenities... I think a lot of dumb people do it because they can't think of what they want to say and they're frustrated. A lot of smart people do it to pretend they aren't very smart - want to be just one of the boys.

If you do see me in a restaurant, please, just let me eat my dinner.

I've learned .... That when you harbor bitterness, happiness will dock elsewhere.

The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books - how not to eat what you've just learned how to cook.

I know a lot of you believe that most people in the news business are liberal. Let me tell you, I know a lot of them, and they were almost evenly divided this time. Half of them liked Senator Kerry; the other half hated President Bush.

As an old reporter, we have a few secrets, and the first thing is we try the phone book.

The dullest Olympic sport is curling, whatever 'curling' means.