Obscenities... I think a lot of dumb people do it because they can't think of what they want to say and they're frustrated. A lot of smart people do it to pretend they aren't very smart - want to be just one of the boys.

I'm always on the lookout for something good about people. Often months go by.

I've learned... that everyone you meet deserves to be greeted with a smile.

My own time is passing fast enough without some national game to help it along.

Great teachers are usually a little crazy.

You're almost always better off keeping your mouth shut, but don't let that stop you from popping off.

Computers may save time but they sure waste a lot of paper. About 98 percent of everything printed out by a computer is garbage that no one ever reads.