The world must be filled with unsuccessful musical careers like mine, and it's probably a good thing. We don't need a lot of bad musicians filling the air with unnecessary sounds. Some of the professionals are bad enough.

I never get over feeling bad about tearing open a beautifully wrapped present. It takes ten seconds to destroy a work of art that took someone ten minutes to accomplish.

I've learned... That I wish I could have told my Mom that I love her one more time before she passed away.

I like animals who trust people.

I hate to say it, but I had a great time in World War II.

Making duplicate copies and computer printouts of things no one wanted even one of in the first place is giving America a new sense of purpose.

There are more beauty parlors than there are beauties.