I don't know anything offhand that mystifies Americans more than the cotton they put in pill bottles. Why do they do it? Are you supposed to put the cotton back in once you've taken a pill out?

Those of us who don't have a party affiliation ought to be able to register under the heading "Confused.

Art is a by-product of an honest and successful attempt to do something well.

Where some people may see loving grandparents, I see a pair of feckless boobs who can't drive, take way too long to shop, and don't even have the most basic grasps on the new technology. As a staunch supporter of the principles of Darwinism, I think that advances in modern medicine are starting to overrule the survival of the fittest, and it's to our [youngers'] detriment.

If dogs could talk it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one.

The dullest Olympic sport is curling, whatever 'curling' means.

... all of us talk faster than we listen.