Anyone should be very suspicious of a sentence he's written that can't be read aloud easily.
Andy RooneyIf I'd known how many problems I was going to run into before I finished, I can't remember a single project I would have started.
Andy RooneyDid you ever hear one of those corny, positive messages on someone's answering machine? 'Hi, it's a great day and I'm out enjoying it right now. I hope you are too. The thought for the day is share the love.' Beep. 'Uh, yeah, this is the VD clinic. Speaking of being positive, your test is back. Stop sharing the love.'
Andy Rooney