As an old reporter, we have a few secrets, and the first thing is we try the phone book.
Andy RooneyWhen you get older you have to be careful about always saying, "Things aren't as good as they used to be." But it's hard not to.
Andy RooneyI've learned that under everyone's hard shell is someone who wants to be appreciated and loved.
Andy RooneyThose to whom his word was revealed were always alone in some remote place, like Moses. There wasn't anyone else around when Mohammed got the word either. Mormon Joseph Smith and Christian Scientist, Mary Baker Eddy, had exclusive audiences with God. We have to trust them as reporters--and you know how reporters are. They'll do anything for a story.
Andy Rooney