In Washington, a confidential assistant is someone who, if you don't want to know something, you go and ask him and he won't tell you.
Andy RooneyDemocrats believe people are basically good but must be saved from themselves by the government. Republicans believe people are basically bad but they'll be okay if they're left alone.
Andy RooneyIt's not so much that I write well, I just don't write badly very often and that passes for good on television.
Andy RooneyI am interested in details. If you go into anything far enough, you get into the details of it, and people turn out to be interested in what makes things work.
Andy Rooney