It would be a better world if everyone in it knew all the truth about everything.

Flying is always an unpleasant experience. You wait an hour for every ten minutes you actually spend getting anywhere.

Men wake up aroused in the morning. We can't help it. We just wake up and we want you. And the women are thinking, "How can he want me the way I look in the morning?" It's because we can't see you. We have no blood anywhere near our optic nerve.

If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it.

It is possible to be dumb and be a college president.

We should change our attitude toward the United Nations. There has to be some power in the world superior to our own. We should not have attacked Iraq without the okay of the United Nations. Now we have to live with that mistake. We're living with it, and too many of our guys are dying with it.

If dogs could talk it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one.