Ugly is very popular this year...I had a feeling these clothes were deigned by someone who didn't like women.

The dullest Olympic sport is curling, whatever 'curling' means.

Obscenities... I think a lot of dumb people do it because they can't think of what they want to say and they're frustrated. A lot of smart people do it to pretend they aren't very smart - want to be just one of the boys.

The great virtue of being alone is that your mind can go its own way.

Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.

You're almost always better off keeping your mouth shut, but don't let that stop you from popping off.

People will generally accept facts as truth only if the facts agree with what they already believe.