Ugly is very popular this year...I had a feeling these clothes were deigned by someone who didn't like women.

I obviously have a knack for getting on paper what a lot of people have thought and didn't realize they thought. And they say, 'Hey, yeah!' And they like that.

The closing of a door can bring blessed privacy and comfort - the opening, terror. Conversely, the closing of a door can be a sad and final thing - the opening a wonderfully joyous moment.

When it comes to educating all of us about the most basic things in life, it seems to me we need more kindergartens and fewer graduate schools.

One of the sweetest things in life: a letter from a friend.

Making duplicate copies and computer printouts of things no one wanted even one of in the first place is giving America a new sense of purpose.

Sooner or later the world will have to return to the good old days when we fought wars and killed people the old-fashioned way, one at a time.