When it comes to educating all of us about the most basic things in life, it seems to me we need more kindergartens and fewer graduate schools.

I'm already suspicious of anyone who thinks he or she is smart enough to be president. You'd have to have some ego to believe that about yourself.

I've learned... That when your newly born grandchild holds your little finger in his little fist, that you're hooked for life.

For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed hot woman of 40 +, there is a balding, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year-old waitress.

Don't rule out working with your hands. It does not preclude using your head.

You really can't blame the military for wanting to go to war [in Iraq]. They've got all these new toys and they want to know whether they work or not.

In spite of some bad experiences, I'm a firm believer in the trial and error method of learning.