Anyone who watches golf on television would enjoy watching the grass grow on the greens.
Andy RooneyThose of us who don't have a party affiliation ought to be able to register under the heading "Confused.
Andy RooneyMy wife uses fabric softener. I never knew what that stuff was for. Then I noticed women coming up to me, sniffing, then saying under their breath, "Married!" and walking away. Fabric Softeners are how our wives mark their territory. We can take off the ring, but it's hard to get that April fresh scent out of your clothes.
Andy Rooney