Go to bed. Whatever you're staying up late for isn't worth it.

I've learned... That it's those small daily happenings that make life so spectacular.

The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books - how not to eat what you've just learned how to cook.

Creativity is a by-product of hard work. If I never have another really new idea, it won't matter.

Let's make a statement to the airlines just to get their attention. We'll pick a week next year and we'll all agree not to go anywhere for seven days.

I've learned that under everyone's hard shell is someone who wants to be appreciated and loved.

The Super Bowl isn't for kids, I had a great time though and it was worth every nickel of it because by doing this lame piece about the game I can put it on my expense account.