When you get older you have to be careful about always saying, "Things aren't as good as they used to be." But it's hard not to.
Andy RooneyThe 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.
Andy RooneyThere's nothing people like better than being asked an easy question. For some reason, we're flattered when a stranger asks us where Maple Street is in our hometown and we can tell him.
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