The only people who say worse things about politicians that reporters do are other politicians.

A woman over 30 will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask, "What are you thinking?". She doesn't care what you think.

Most of us end up with no more than five or six people who remember us. Teachers have thousands of people who remember them for the rest of their lives.

I've learned... That you should never say no to a gift from a child.

In the United States alone, we spend seven times as much on war as on education. There's something wrong there. On this Memorial Day, we should certainly honor those who have died at war, but we should dedicate this day, not so much to their memory, but to the search for a way to end the idiocy of the wars that killed them.

Don't you hate it when...your suitcase is the last one off the airplane?

I've learned... That having a child fall asleep in your arms is one of the most peaceful feelings in the world.