Would a real man get caught eating a twinkie?
Bacon is clearly a food made by the Nazis to fatten up Americans. It has no nutritional value, is full of fat, sodium, and nitrates, and is a pathetic type of consumable made from the noblest of creatures.
I've learned... that we should be glad God doesn't give us everything we ask for.
Nothing in fine print is ever good news.
A cat's idea of a 'good time' is to kill something.
Half the cookbooks tell you how to cook the food and the other half tell you how to avoid eating it.