The only people who say worse things about politicians that reporters do are other politicians.

When you get older you have to be careful about always saying, "Things aren't as good as they used to be." But it's hard not to.

the best classroom in the world is at the feet of an elderly person.

The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.

There's nothing people like better than being asked an easy question. For some reason, we're flattered when a stranger asks us where Maple Street is in our hometown and we can tell him.

I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some governmental stooge with a bad comb-over who wants to give it away to crack addicts for squirting out babies.

It isn't working that's so hard, it's getting ready to work.