Most of us believe everyone has a right to his own opinion - as long as it agrees with ours.

My mother always called me 'sturdy' and said I have big bones. A little fat is what I am.

I've learned... That love, not time, heals all wounds.

Where some people may see loving grandparents, I see a pair of feckless boobs who can't drive, take way too long to shop, and don't even have the most basic grasps on the new technology. As a staunch supporter of the principles of Darwinism, I think that advances in modern medicine are starting to overrule the survival of the fittest, and it's to our [youngers'] detriment.

I've learned that under everyone's hard shell is someone who wants to be appreciated and loved.

I often pass a farm with cows grazing in the field and I think to myself how terrible it is that human beings grow other animals just to kill them and eat them. Most of us think of vegetarians as nuts and I'm not a vegetarian but I wouldn't be surprised if we came to a time in 50 or 100 years when civilized people everywhere refused to eat animals.

I've learned... That simple walks with my father around the block on summer nights when I was a child did wonders for me as an adult.