I've learned... that just one person saying to me, 'You've made my day!' makes my day.

I've learned... That sometimes all a person needs is a hand to hold and a heart to understand.

You really can't blame the military for wanting to go to war [in Iraq]. They've got all these new toys and they want to know whether they work or not.

We need people who can actually do things. We have too many bosses and too few workers. More college graduates ought to become plumbers or electricians, then go home at night and read Shakespeare.

The dullest Olympic sport is curling, whatever 'curling' means.

If dogs could talk it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one.

In spite of some bad experiences, I'm a firm believer in the trial and error method of learning.