I've learned... that just one person saying to me, 'You've made my day!' makes my day.

I've learned... That sometimes all a person needs is a hand to hold and a heart to understand.

The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books - how not to eat what you've just learned how to cook.

If dogs could talk it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one.

If you do see me in a restaurant, please, just let me eat my dinner.

I am not retiring. Writers don't retire. Writers never stop writing.

I understand shipping - you have to expect to pay for the stamps or for the freight company - but what's this handling they always have? How much does handling cost, anyway? I don't want a lot of people handling something I'm going to buy before I get it. How much would it cost if you didn't handle it before you sent it to me?