Have you noticed that they put advertisements in with your bills now? Like bills aren't distasteful enough, they have to stuff junk mail in there with them. I get back at them. I put garbage in with my check when I mail it in. Coffee grinds, banana peels...I write, "Could you throw this away for me?"

I've learned... That one should keep his words both soft and tender, because tomorrow he may have to eat them.

It's paradoxical, that the idea of living a long life appeals to everyone, but the idea of getting old doesn't appeal to anyone.

I've learned... that everyone you meet deserves to be greeted with a smile.

We're all proud of making little mistakes. It gives us the feeling we don't make any big ones.

A little-recognized value of listening and inquiring relates to the realization that in human relationships, it is frequently not what the I've learned ... that it is best to give advice in only two circumstances: when it is requested and when it is a life-threatening situation.

Love is more pleasant once you get out of your twenties. It doesn't hurt all the time.