Have you noticed that they put advertisements in with your bills now? Like bills aren't distasteful enough, they have to stuff junk mail in there with them. I get back at them. I put garbage in with my check when I mail it in. Coffee grinds, banana peels...I write, "Could you throw this away for me?"

I've learned... That you should never say no to a gift from a child.

Most of us believe everyone has a right to his own opinion - as long as it agrees with ours.

Person-to-person, most people are honest.

There are more beauty parlors than there are beauties.

We're all torn between the desire for privacy and the fear of loneliness.

I've learned... that everyone you meet deserves to be greeted with a smile.