A woman over 30 will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask, "What are you thinking?". She doesn't care what you think.

I don't pick subjects as much as they pick me.

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.

You're better off missing a bus or an airplane once in a while than you are getting there too early all the time.

Finding the tool is often half the battle.

Why am I an atheist? I ask you: Why is anybody not an atheist? Everyone starts out being an atheist. No one is born with belief in anything. Infants are atheists until they are indoctrinated. I resent anyone pushing their religion on me. I don't push my atheism on anybody else. Live and let live. Not many people practice that when it comes to religion.

No one ever writes a book in which he is the bad guy.