A woman over 30 will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask, "What are you thinking?". She doesn't care what you think.

One of the most glorious messes in the world is the mess created in the living room on Christmas day. Don't clean it up too quickly." ~ (1919-), American writer, producer, humorist.

My most serious character flaw is that I don't deny myself much.

Those of us who don't have a party affiliation ought to be able to register under the heading "Confused.

When there are starving people in the world, it seems wrong that so many of us Americans eat as much for entertainment as for nourishment.

I've learned... That when your newly born grandchild holds your little finger in his little fist, that you're hooked for life.

My own time is passing fast enough without some national game to help it along.