People will generally accept facts as truth only if the facts agree with what they already believe.
Andy RooneyWe can all be prouder to be human beings, because that's what they were. They make up for a lot of liars, cheats, and terrorists among us.
Andy RooneySooner or later the world will have to return to the good old days when we fought wars and killed people the old-fashioned way, one at a time.
Andy RooneyThe third rule of life is this: Everything you buy today is smaller, more expensive, and not as good as it was yesterday.
Andy RooneyI understand shipping - you have to expect to pay for the stamps or for the freight company - but what's this handling they always have? How much does handling cost, anyway? I don't want a lot of people handling something I'm going to buy before I get it. How much would it cost if you didn't handle it before you sent it to me?
Andy Rooney