Love is more pleasant once you get out of your twenties. It doesn't hurt all the time.

The dullest Olympic sport is curling, whatever 'curling' means.

I don't know anything offhand that mystifies Americans more than the cotton they put in pill bottles. Why do they do it? Are you supposed to put the cotton back in once you've taken a pill out?

We're all torn between the desire for privacy and the fear of loneliness.

In Washington, a confidential assistant is someone who, if you don't want to know something, you go and ask him and he won't tell you.

Sooner or later the world will have to return to the good old days when we fought wars and killed people the old-fashioned way, one at a time.

I've learned... That when you're in love, it shows.