Go to bed. Whatever you're staying up late for isn't worth it.
The only people who say worse things about politicians that reporters do are other politicians.
Uh, yeah, this is the VD clinic calling. Speaking of being positive, your test is back. Stop sharing the love.
Art is a by-product of an honest and successful attempt to do something well.
I've learned... That it's those small daily happenings that make life so spectacular.
If you put on an item of clothing that hurts just because you have an idea it looks better or conforms to what other people are wearing, it's dumb.