The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.

There is obviously a great human need for religion because life seems to be such a mystery.

I think a draft produces a better Army than the one we would have with all volunteers, because I think you get average Americans if you have a draft. And if it's an all-volunteer Army, you get people who join up because of some problem in their own lives. They don't have anything else to do, they don't have a job, or they can't find what they want to do, so they join the Army. And it doesn't produce the best Army.

American closets are filled with once-worn clothes that got a bad review from a friend on their first appearance.

I don't differentiate much, except in degree, between people who believe in religion from those who believe in astrology, magic or the supernatural.

Uh, yeah, this is the VD clinic calling. Speaking of being positive, your test is back. Stop sharing the love.

Most of the people in the world are good and decent if you give them a chance to be.