American closets are filled with once-worn clothes that got a bad review from a friend on their first appearance.

The dullest Olympic sport is curling, whatever 'curling' means.

In Washington, a confidential assistant is someone who, if you don't want to know something, you go and ask him and he won't tell you.

Elephants and grandchildren never forget.

We can all be prouder to be human beings, because that's what they were. They make up for a lot of liars, cheats, and terrorists among us.

Christians talk as though goodness was their idea but good behavior doesn't have any religious origin. Our prisons are filled with the devout.

I've learned... That life is tough, but I'm tougher.