American closets are filled with once-worn clothes that got a bad review from a friend on their first appearance.

I obviously have a knack for getting on paper what a lot of people have thought and didn't realize they thought. And they say, 'Hey, yeah!' And they like that.

I'm always on the lookout for something good about people. Often months go by.

Have you noticed that they put advertisements in with your bills now? Like bills aren't distasteful enough, they have to stuff junk mail in there with them. I get back at them. I put garbage in with my check when I mail it in. Coffee grinds, banana peels...I write, "Could you throw this away for me?"

Small daily happenings make life spectacular.... start enjoying the small things in life!

Figure skating is an unlikely Olympic event but its good television. It's sort of a combination of gymnastics and ballet. A little sexy too which doesn't hurt.

Sooner or later the world will have to return to the good old days when we fought wars and killed people the old-fashioned way, one at a time.