We aren't consistent in our treatment of animals.

Guns do not make you a killer. I think killing makes you a killer. You can kill someone with a baseball bat or a car, but no one is trying to ban you from driving to the ball game.

If, on the other hand, happiness depends on a good breakfast, flowers in the yard, a drink or a nap, then we are more likely to live with quite a bit of happiness.

There's nothing people like better than being asked an easy question. For some reason, we're flattered when a stranger asks us where Maple Street is in our hometown and we can tell him.

You're almost always better off keeping your mouth shut, but don't let that stop you from popping off.

No one ever writes a book in which he is the bad guy.

In the futile attempts we all make to tidy up our lives and our surroundings, nothing is more difficult than throwing out a book.