A woman over 30 will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask, "What are you thinking?". She doesn't care what you think.
Andy RooneyI often pass a farm with cows grazing in the field and I think to myself how terrible it is that human beings grow other animals just to kill them and eat them. Most of us think of vegetarians as nuts and I'm not a vegetarian but I wouldn't be surprised if we came to a time in 50 or 100 years when civilized people everywhere refused to eat animals.
Andy RooneyMy mother always called me 'sturdy' and said I have big bones. A little fat is what I am.
Andy RooneyThose of us who don't have a party affiliation ought to be able to register under the heading "Confused.
Andy Rooney