We aren't consistent in our treatment of animals.

I've done a lot of complaining here, but of all the things I've complained about, I can't complain about my life.

Finding the tool is often half the battle.

I just wish we knew a little less about his urethra and a little more about his arms sales to Iran.

There are sixteen cans of coffee here; together they hold a total of thirteen and a half pounds of coffee. Doesn't that seem like cheating?

The fastest thing computers do is go obsolete.

I've learned.... That when you plan to get even with someone, you are only letting that person continue to hurt you... More