New ideas are one of the most overrated concepts of our time. Most of the important ideas that we live with aren't new at all.

Men wake up aroused in the morning. We can't help it. We just wake up and we want you. And the women are thinking, "How can he want me the way I look in the morning?" It's because we can't see you. We have no blood anywhere near our optic nerve.

If you get murdered because you go on a date with someone you met on the Internet, you probably deserved it.

Most college students are not as smart as most college presidents.

People will generally accept facts as truth only if the facts agree with what they already believe.

Numbers are the most certain things we have.

New ideas are one of the most overrated concepts of our time. Most of the important ideas that we live with aren't new at all.