New ideas are one of the most overrated concepts of our time. Most of the important ideas that we live with aren't new at all.

Taxes are important. President Bush's tax proposals leave no rich person behind. Voters approve of President Bush helping the kind of people they wish they were one of.

My most serious character flaw is that I don't deny myself much.

Ugly is very popular this year...I had a feeling these clothes were deigned by someone who didn't like women.

I'd like to be rich enough so I could throw soap away after the letters are worn off

It's paradoxical, that the idea of living a long life appeals to everyone, but the idea of getting old doesn't appeal to anyone.

There are more beauty parlors than there are beauties.