Happiness depends more on how life strikes you than on what happens.

Half the cookbooks tell you how to cook the food and the other half tell you how to avoid eating it.

When there are starving people in the world, it seems wrong that so many of us Americans eat as much for entertainment as for nourishment.

I did not believe in the war. I thought it was wrong to go into any war. And I got to the war, and saw the Germans, and I changed my mind. I decided we were right going into World War II.

I'm in a position of feeling secure enough so that I can say what I think is right and if so many people think it's wrong that I get fired, well, I've got enough to eat.

It's ridiculous for a country to get all worked up about a game—except the Super Bowl, of course. Now that's important.

When those waiters ask me if I want some fresh ground pepper, I ask if they have any aged pepper.