Happiness depends more on how life strikes you than on what happens.

Happiness depends more on how life strikes you than on what happens.

You're almost always better off keeping your mouth shut, but don't let that stop you from popping off.

Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done.

Go to bed. Whatever you're staying up late for isn't worth it.

Last night we had three small zucchini for dinner that were grown within fifty feet of our back door. I estimate they cost somewhere in the neighborhood of $371.49 each.

If dogs could talk it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one.