Person-to-person, most people are honest.

One of my major shortcomings - I'm vindictive. I don't know why that is. Even in petty things in my life I tend to strike back. It's a lot more pleasurable a sensation than feeling threatened.

A writer's job is to tell the truth.

Vegetarian - that's an old Indian word meaning lousy hunter.

When there are starving people in the world, it seems wrong that so many of us Americans eat as much for entertainment as for nourishment.

The Super Bowl isn't for kids, I had a great time though and it was worth every nickel of it because by doing this lame piece about the game I can put it on my expense account.

No matter what any of the grammar teachers say, punctuation is an arbitrary matter. It should be used to make sentences clear.