I just wish this social institution [religion] wasnt based on what appears to me to be a monumental hoax built on an accumulation of customs and myths directed toward proving something that isnt true.

We're all proud of making little mistakes. It gives us the feeling we don't make any big ones.

I did not believe in the war. I thought it was wrong to go into any war. And I got to the war, and saw the Germans, and I changed my mind. I decided we were right going into World War II.

Vegetarian: Indian word for lousy hunter.

The dullest Olympic sport is curling, whatever 'curling' means.

Everyone wants to live on top of the mountain, but all the happiness and growth occurs while you're climbing it.

Those of us who don't have a party affiliation ought to be able to register under the heading "Confused.