Everyone wants to live on top of the mountain, but all the happiness and growth occurs while you're climbing it.

The only thing that really bugs me about television's coverage is those damn women they have down on the sidelines who don't know what the hell they're talking about. I mean, I'm not a sexist person, but a woman has no business being down there trying to make some comment about a football game.

Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.

Did you ever hear one of those corny, positive messages on someone's answering machine? 'Hi, it's a great day and I'm out enjoying it right now. I hope you are too. The thought for the day is share the love.' Beep. 'Uh, yeah, this is the VD clinic. Speaking of being positive, your test is back. Stop sharing the love.'

Being kind is more important than being right.

Most of the people in the world are good and decent if you give them a chance to be.

Civilization means conforming to a standard of behavior that may not seem natural to us.