Everyone wants to live on top of the mountain, but all the happiness and growth occurs while you're climbing it.

American closets are filled with once-worn clothes that got a bad review from a friend on their first appearance.

Did you ever notice that people who are good with a computer don't use it for much of anything except being good with a computer? They know all about information technology, but they don't have much interest in the information. I'm the opposite.

It's not so much that I write well, I just don't write badly very often and that passes for good on television.

Vegetarian: Indian word for lousy hunter.

By the time they're ready to be thrown away, most shoes are thoroughly comfortable

When you get older you have to be careful about always saying, "Things aren't as good as they used to be." But it's hard not to.