Everyone wants to live on top of the mountain, but all the happiness and growth occurs while you're climbing it.

Great teachers are usually a little crazy.

The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books - how not to eat what you've just learned how to cook.

One of the things we can be sure of over the July 4th weekend is that news reports will keep telling us how many of us are going to die in automobile accidents.

I don't know anything offhand that mystifies Americans more than the cotton they put in pill bottles. Why do they do it? Are you supposed to put the cotton back in once you've taken a pill out?

The teacher who knows the most about a subject isn't necessarily the one who can teach it best.

You're almost always better off keeping your mouth shut, but don't let that stop you from popping off.