Everyone wants to live on top of the mountain, but all the happiness and growth occurs while you're climbing it.

Everyone starts out being an atheist. No one is born with belief in anything. Infants are atheists until they are indoctrinated.

The Super Bowl isn't for kids, I had a great time though and it was worth every nickel of it because by doing this lame piece about the game I can put it on my expense account.

I did not believe in the war. I thought it was wrong to go into any war. And I got to the war, and saw the Germans, and I changed my mind. I decided we were right going into World War II.

I've learned... That life is tough, but I'm tougher.

The last birthday that's any good is 23.

One of my major shortcomings - I'm vindictive. I don't know why that is. Even in petty things in my life I tend to strike back. It's a lot more pleasurable a sensation than feeling threatened.